in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out
isn’t it weird that you can have friends but also have no friends at the same time
my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.
i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed
this post is one of my best by a landslide